I'm the bitch my mother always wanted to be.

MAKEUP ARTIST, HOOLIGAN, FOODIE, BEST FRIEND, SECRETLY A DRAG QUEEN.



Home Sweet Home. Chicago. It's a smaller, cleaner NY.



Likes: Revenge, St. Maarten, cotton panties, Valium/Blue cheese stuffed olives in my martini, chandeliers, my Blackberry, men with chest hair like Indiana Jones, Prosecco, Star Wars, anything kitsch, Día de los Muertos, black mascara, & my filet medium rare.



My favorite color is leopard print.

Tempt me with a fake accent; (preferably French or Brooklyn).



You're most likely to find me dancing to House music in Sambas, or throwing shade in Christian Louboutins.



I want to be surrounded by hilarious, hip, creative people with bad ass style, & metric fuck-ton of personality.



If you aren't being amused, go here:

www.kellylabanco.com